Funny Quotes From Kids
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They Tell It Like It Is
Haven't we all heard something hilarious come out of a child's mouth? They're so innocent and blunt, and they get away with it. Wouldn't it be great to be able to say whatever is on your mind at anytime? I wish I could! Art Linkletter and Bill Cosby were right, kids say the darndest things!
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"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -Tom, 5 years old
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."- Regina, 10 years old
"Daddy did your hair slip?" 3 year old little boy
"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers." -5 year old little girl
"Why don't you get some expensive money?" -3 year old little girl
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Mike,10 years old
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -Floyd, 9 years old
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -Wendy 8 years old
"The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do."- Howard, 8 years old
"See if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." - John, 9 years old
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." - Eddie, 6 years old
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -Bart, 9 years old
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -Ricky, 7 years old
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." -6 year old little girl
"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes."- 5 year old little girl
"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."- 8 year old little boy
"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." - Angie, 10 years old
"Daddy's a pretty girl."-Abby, 3 years old
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."- Lynette, 8 years old
"I don't have one yet, but I swear my fetus gave me a high-five!"- 5 year old little girl
"Mommy, I love your hair. It's so beautiful. But it's so messy."- 3 year old little boy
"Mommy, I just farted out of my mouth. Excuse me!"- 3 year old little girl
"Dad, you're already a boy?"- 4 year old little girl
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Awww...kids say the cutest stuff...:)
These were great-- and yes, I worked with Kindergarten kids for three years so I heard a lot of "truth" that was hilarious.
Actually, I was a kid on the Art Linkletter show once, myself. I think I might have been the only kid that didn't say anything funny.
Fwog: Thanks for stopping by! I'll be sure to check out your hubs :)
Meg: Thanks for stopping by! Lol, it's so true :)
Rochelle: You're kidding!? You were on The Art Linkletter show? Oh my gosh, that's amazing! How many people can say they've done that?! How incredible! Thanks so much for stopping by! :)
It was a long time ago-- when they started on RADIO. I have a big LP recording of it. The kids were prompted on what to say. We stood on chairs so Art didn't have to bend down to talk to us on the microphone.
I said I wanted to be a singer (as I was prompted to do)-- and sang "Zip-a Dee-Doo-Dah". My mom was ticked off because one of the boys got a bicycle for a prize and a I only got roller skates. But, I loved the roller skates.
"I just farted out of my mouth, excuse me." HAHAHA. That one made me LOL. Most of those did. What a cute and funny Hub. Thanks for sharing!
I loved Art Linkletter - even went to dance classes at the Art Linkletter Tap and Dance Studio. Great hub!
Those were so cute. it reminds me of the old Bill Cosby show where he ask the children questions and yes, kids say the darndest things. Very entertaining hub.
Great chuckle to start the morning. Thanks for sharing.
Kids are so funny. They just let what they are thinking come out of their mouths. I used to enjoy watching reruns of "Kids say the Darndest Things." They relly do.
If we could only keep that innocence as we grow older. Kids sure have their own way of looking at everything.
Very cute hub! Had to laugh,the comment about too much perfume & shaving lotion is dead on! Whenever someone has too much fragrance,they are usually on the prowl!
Rochelle: Wow! So they told you what to do? Hhmm... I'm not surprised they did that. That little boy got a bike, and you got rollerskates? Aw, that's not fair! lol :)
Kaltopsyd: Lol, i think that comment is among the funniest, thanks for stopping by!
Murphy: Wow! You did? Taht's so awesome! Thanks for your comment!
Pamela: Godo to see you! Lol, those shows were amazing! :)
Joni: Nice to see you! Glad this hub gave you a good chuckle :)
KoffeeKalatch Gals: i know, I miss those reruns! Good to see you! :)
VagabondE: It's so true isn't it? Thanks for stopping by!
Nifty: Nice to see you! Lol, that quote is so true too, lol! :)
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My son a few years ago said "Dad I can't get married I already have a mom.".other boy said I remember when My younger brother was in moms belly so what is in uncle Chrisses?" Chris is 6-10 375 lbs.
The older boy said - "I don't think I wanna gain all the weight if i get pregnant."
"why do mommys have babys in their bellys- i responded because- she doesnot have a pouch like a kangaroo".
lol I loved this hub! Very awesome.
Hahah...amazing hub. Do you know these kids by any chance?? It was really fascinating to read. The innocence just fades away with time. I so hope we remain kids throughout our life :-)!!!
I like this hub. I really enjoy all the funny kids quotes. I'll tell some of these to my students. Good job, Mary. Thank you very much. I vote this Up!
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Tom: lol, too funny!I bet your son's a real cutie! :)
TJ: Good to see you! Glad you liked it! :)
Jay: Thanks for stopping by! I know a few of these kids, the other quotes were given to me by my cousin :)
Prasetio: Great to see you! That's right, I forgot your a teacher! i bet you're a fantastic teacher, Prasetio! :)
Hihihihihi.great hub i enjoyed reading it.
Awwww I love the things that kids say. My daughter has said some things that made me laugh until I cried.
Really funny quotes Mary, loved it ; )
Those are sooooo good :) I loved the one, Daddy, your a pretty girl:) Lol
Mary, Once again you made my day. Great hub.
Thank you all so much! I'm glad you enjoyed the hub! I had fun writing it! :)
Double LOL!!! Out of the mouths of babes! I especially love: "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." I nearly busted a gut!
What a nice way for me to start my day MaryRenee. Thanks for pulling these together. Cute.
Now that was funny. I don't have any kids, but I'll agree that they say some of the funniest stuff. This was a good hub. Thumbs up! :)
awwe their so cute
Sorry I missed this so long, but I will have a couple hours of smiles and more tomorrow when I show my husband. Great fun, thank you!
Polly
i love the first one from that little boy
really good This thing is the over talent in kids.
Haha love this hub :)Very creative, kids say the most hilarious stuff.
FWOG! 22 months ago
haha. Little kids are the funniest. And the best part is that they think they make sense :)
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